I know this Question is more towards Mopper's Expertise, but...?

If I pop one off in a girl's eye, Am i required to buy her a gift? What about the medical bills? Should I pay those? Get well card? I was looking in my Etiquette book, and Damn if I can't find it anywhere. Does disability cover lost wages if she misses work? And oh yeah, which do you prefer: Fudge Rounds or Peanut er Bars? (Little Debbie, of course)